Saturday 17 November 2007

Its 10 past 10 on a saturday morning and i think all of my friends are still sleeping. GAH! So on a lonely morning like this where ive got nothing to do. Lets just reflect on the issues in life now shall we?

  • Why are tall people always considered better looking than short-er people?

I DONT GET IT. its not fair. but i think maybe its the long legs! damn lucky people. i am barely 5'2 people, so u can imagine how much i resent being super short. always wearing high heels to make up for my lack of height. HIGH HEELS that are dangerous for sheffields hills and wobbly pavements. HMPF. the things that i (and other short girls im sure) have to go through just to look good.

Short people are always being discriminated against. We can't ride all the rides in an amusement park. What does your height have got to do with u being a coward or not??! Instead of a height mark, they should have some "coward-o-meter" that measures what a coward u really are. I dont know how the contraption can measure it...measure the heartbeat or something. i dont know! im not a scientist. them inventors should think about this.

*ahem* another way that they discriminate against us poor short ppl is MODELLING. notice how they only allow girls of a certain height to be models? like...you have to be at least 5'8 or something. RIDICULOUS!!! imagine a hot chick with a body that puts gisele bundchen to shame and who can sashay the cat walk and leaves miss jay alexander weak in his (or her?) knees.....BUT.....shes 5'2. and she cant be a model. CAUSE SHES SHORT. kesian ah?

know what else is a bummer? clothes shopping!! the last time i bought jeans...i think it was at GAP..cant remember. I had to send it to the quickstitch shop to have it SHORTENED. cause the jeans was too LONG and i look like i stole it from someone or something. cant they have a whole line of the same clothes but for petite people? dorothy perkins are doing that and they are not going out of business. seriously, these people don't know just how hard it is to go shopping when everything else looks so big on you. GRRR. On a plus side...we short ppl can fit into kids clothes (= cheaper)!!! hehe. so i can fit into a kid's football jersey. (im plannin to buy one some time in the near future, still havent decided on which football team though) ill choose the team with the hottest hunk and buy one with the hunk's name on it kali. HAHA.

man..im getting hungry..gonna have my cereal now. my tummy is having a full flown orchestra already. -_-

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